27, Florida, USA. A turgid mass of dorkdom, geekery, and nerdisms. Incomprehensible amounts of ass-kicking awesomeness. Cynical and pessimistic. I smoke too much. Star Wars. Nintendo. Bizarre Magazine is my crack. Lover of beer. Starcraft & Diablo. Indiana Jones 4 does not exist in my world. I want to have a beer with Gary Oldman and Bruce Campbell. Women in latex clothing are my kryptonite. Professional movie quoter.